The view disappeared as I poured over recollections of our
last steps. When had I last seen the bag? Nothing came, and then a glimpse - on
the bench by the beach. Right. I told Chris to wait and legged it back down the
rock. Reaching the bottom I sprinted across the road, hurdling a fence with
sufficient clumsiness to catch my toe, do a triple commando roll on the
concrete and emerge back into a run (only later would I find I screwed my
wrist, not to fully fix for months). I made it back to the bench and… nothing.
Shit. Fuck. Balls!
The contents of the bag flicked through my head with horror.
Wallet, documents, tom tom, sunnies, phones and… all our passports. Shit. Shit! Had we left it? Had it been snatched? Did it matter? Where was the BAG?
After a frantic look around the surrounding area I rushed
back up the hill to Chris. She look worried, which turned to aghast when I
reported back my findings (or lack thereof). She was unsurprisingly not
impressed. We were stuck in the southern corner of France with no passports,
two small kids and a fast growing baby in Chris’ tummy.
Looking for half positives, we still had one phone, one
wallet and the keys for the rental car. Thankfully these had been in my pocket.
We strapped the kids in the double buggy and rushed back
down to the beach for another desperate search. Nothing. Having gone as far as
checking all bins and dark corners within nearly a half mile, we were
left with a trip to the police station. Unfortunately for us, it was a major
festival day in Nice, Festival des Fleur, and therefore
a major crime day. The queue of people waiting to report an array of offences
stretched through the entrance hall.
Two hours later, via much waiting and a bemusing interaction
with an Atari’esque bureaucratic French police reporting tool, we left with a
police report, but no hope of finding our stuff.
HOW TO GET HOME?
With flights booked for the next morning there was only one
place to go. The airport. We must have seemed like a hopeless case, a one year
old, two year old, visibly pregnant woman and me walking up to the BA till
announcing we had lost our passports and asking how we could get home. To my
pleasant surprise, BA were fantastic. While there was no way they could let us
on a flight without passports, they gave us their sympathy and free any time transferable flights from Paris to London.
You may be thinking - “But Paris is nowhere near Nice”.
Indeed it is not. If it were just the boys and me we could have rocked up at
the British consulate in Marseille the next day, received our temporary
passports and boarded a flight home. Chris is though Greek and, in case you had
missed the news for the last few years, Greece does not have the cash to keep
luxuries such as full service consulates in second cities. The Greek embassy was
in Paris, so Paris it had to be.
On returning back to our hotel in Cannes, we were greeted with huge warmth and help by the awesome
owners, whipping up a free home cooked meal and letting us use their phone for
free. We spent the evening planning next steps, getting our hands on some Paris bound TGV
tickets for the next morning and a cheap hotel room in which to stay once we got there.
PARISIAN DETOUR
I felt a little like a fugitive boarding the TGV in Nice
with a whole family but no real identification. Luckily no one asked. As the
only remaining tickets had been first class, that is what we purchased and
spent the next 6 hours whizzing through the expanse of the French countryside
at up to 300 kmph, doing our best to keep the kids entertained with cards, books
and snacks.
The time passed like a breeze. High speed rail leaves me in
a pleasant daze, what with the hyper-strewn views distorting both the time and
places passed. Still, this unexpected side trip reminded me of just how large
our Gallic neighbour is.
When in Paris, things seemed to be working out. The people
in the hotel were friendly and our room was just big enough to squeeze in.
Before knocking out for the night, we peered out our window and were surprised
by a framed view of the Eiffel Tower sparkling on the hour. I still hold that
it is an ugly glorified pylon by day, but at night it is magnificent.
We set off early the next morning to the embassies, hitting
the Greek one first. It was situated just up from the Arc de Triomphe, a
short packed metro ride from our hotel.
The door was shut and no one answered the bell. On looking to the side
we found a small note stuck to a door. It announced that the embassy was shut
for the day. Come back tomorrow. Unbeknown to us, it was little heralded
holiday for Greek public servants. We were not impressed. For the first time,
Chris began to get rather stressed. Not surprising for a four month pregnant
lady who had Greek public inefficiency blocking her way to getting home.
All we could do was move on to the British consulate, a short walk
down the Champs Elysees and left at the Place de Concorde. There things were
amiable, relatively efficient and expensive. Two hours later we walked out with
three new shiny temporary passports for the tidy sum of GBP 285. They were just
like the normal ones, but coloured a sickly cream and with less pages.
There was nothing more we could do until the Greek embassy
re-opened, so we did our best to enjoy the city. And we did a pretty good job.
Trip round the Louvre, a boat ride on the Seine and various stops to pretty
corner cafes for refreshment. Every time I go to Paris I appreciate it a bit
more. An unsurpassed combination of man made beauty, style and attitude.
BACK TO THE GREEK EMBASSY
We were back at the Greek embassy first thing the next morning.
The day before had been fun, but we were keen to get home. Forgetting for a
second that we were already two days late for work and I had run out of
underwear (I could live with that), we were running short on baby paraphernalia
and pregnancy related medical appointments called in Blighty.
We pushed the buzzer and, after a nerve inducing long
pause, were relieved to be buzzed in. To my eternal astonishment we walked out
30 minutes later with a temporary Greek passport. They were so Greek, mostly in
a good way. Seeing a pregnant woman, they rushed her straight in and after a
nice chat the official gave Chris her new document. Somewhat predictably, there
was a catch.
In stark contrast to the full security, micro-chipped British
temporary passports, the Greek embassy provided us with a piece of paper. A
photocopied, ever so slightly crumpled piece of standard A4 paper. I admit it
was nice of them to put an ink stamp on it and staple Chris’ photo to the top.
They even went as far to add “via London” after the printed “valid for travel
to Athens”. Despite their efforts, it still looked like a 10 years old’s
forgery.
This made us a tad nervous, but there was nothing we could
do about it, so we booked flights for that evening and went off to see more of
Paris. First stop Notre Dame.
CHARLES DE GAULLE
Trying to look as confident as possible, we walked up to the
check-in desk and provided the lady with our documents. She flicked through the
replacement British passports without a word. She then held up the Greek
“passport”, peered at it for some time, scrutinised it a bit more, paused, and
asked - “What is this?”
I explained, again calmly, that this was the Greek
equivalent of those shiny new British documents she had just passed and is
valid to take us home. The lady looked slightly baffled and went back to
discuss with her supervisors. Chris and I exchanged nervous looks. The lady returned
to explain that this was not a valid travel document. I, a bit more sternly,
explained that this was the only type of temporary passport the Greek embassy
issues, it was valid and would be getting us on the flight. She walked away
again to discuss with her supervisors.
By this point, our two small boys were starting to get
upset. We did not discourage them. A bit more ruckus and tears would only put
more pressure on the check-in staff.
The lady returned with her supervisor, who pointed out that
the document said “via London” rather than “to London”. British Airways would
not therefore let us on a plane to London when they knew we intended to disembark there (rather than continue on to Athens). This was not funny. If Chris was only
permitted to return to Athens then we were screwed. She would not be able to
return to the UK until she had been issued a new passport in Greece, the
waiting list was currently six months and she was due to give birth in just over four. Even forgetting about the fact that we had jobs to return to, we were facing
the prospect of either being separated or locked out the UK until we had had
the new baby. Not funny!
Needless to say I made my point rather more forcefully. The
“via London” was just the way the Greek embassy did it. There was nothing else
they issue and, despite what the piece of paper looked like, it was valid and
WE WOULD BE GETTING ON TO THE PLANE. If they were not able to make this
decision then they would need to escalate, escalate and escalate again until
someone was.
And, eventually, that is what happened. After another 15
minutes stewing, refusing to move from the front of the queue, we were informed
that they would let us on the plane. It had been signed off by the head of
immigration at Paris Charles de Gaulle.
We quickly gave token thanks, loaded our luggage on and headed
for the plane. We did not want to give them a chance to change their minds.
UK IMMIGRATION
There was only one hurdle left, UK immigration. Would they
accept the flimsy joke document and waive us into the country? Yes, and with
barely any hesitation. We did not care why. What could have been a mini
disaster had worked out alright and given us an unexpected side trip to one of
the great cities of the world. I have always loved the twists and turns of
travel, but, for once, was happy to be home.
POST NOTE - Without any explanation as to how, Chris' stolen passport turned up six months later at her local police station in Athens. Mine and the boys' are still MIA.
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