DAY THREE
Ups and downs
After limited sleep and a little worse for wear, we piled in as much breakfast as we dared to soak up the night before (Blog Part One), before jumping back on our bikes for the
final leg of our journey to Gothenburg (or “Jurt-a-boy” in local pronunciation).
Up until this
point I had found our ride through south-western Sweden often pretty, but
rarely show-stopping. The scenery though stepped up few notches on our path
north from Varberg. We hugged a coastline that began to break-up, flanked by a
mixture of forest and field. After a heavy day pushing up the road it was fantastic
to take it easier, meander around on country lanes and take in a bit more of
our surroundings. This added up to a great morning's ride.
Somewhere in
the middle of a bike tour, I invariably find a standout period of
calm, contented, satisfaction. Fully in the moment, yet removed from myself by the meditational monotony of the wheels going round and round and round.
This generally occurs at a point of voyage equilibrium, where the initial
excitement of setting off has been broken down by a
few hundred kms of asphalt, yet the end is sufficiently far over the horizon to
hold off thoughts of pending normality. Once the hangover had worn off, this day entered just such a period. It was glorious.
Everything comes to an end and, rather predictably, a stumble for me and a puncture for Dave snapped me back to reality.
Systembolaget
Stopping off
for a lunch of meatballs in Kungsbacka, a town of limited aesthetic attraction,
we managed to experience a dollop of authentic Swedish culture. You may ask,
was it a castle? A museum? A folk festival? A sauna? An elk farm…? No, it was a
booze shop.
With the
knowledge of how exorbitant drinks are in Swedish bars and having the full
intention of a big night out in Gothenburg should we ever arrive there, a trip
was required to Systembolaget, the Swedish governmental alcohol monopoly.
Sweden has
long been a country with a complicated attitude to alcohol, veering from the
tendency to drink like Vikings in Valhalla (I still have mental blanks from a
good mate’s wedding in Sigtuna – a different drink for every toast… and there
were a lot of toasts), to major abstinence movements. The latter is no doubt a
cause of legislation banning the sale of anything constituting more than piss
strength alcohol anywhere except bars and the monopoly shop. More stringent
still, Systembolaget is only open for limited hours, closed all Sunday and
closing at 2pm on Saturday. Party on Sweden.
We scraped in
just before the 2pm close. It was a peculiar place. Row after row of pricey
imported bottles, transversed by old ladies carrying shopping baskets full of
vodka and gin. We purchased a fair bit for ourselves and hit the road for the
final leg to Gothenburg.
Swedish Paradise
Trying to get
back to the coast, we followed the trusty compass west and found ourselves
rather lost on small roads through the countryside. When it eventually came, we
welcomed the sight of the North Sea. Switching north on a path signalling
Gothenburg, we searched for a sweet spot for a beer, and chill. We found it and
some.
If you look
at the map of Sweden, you will see that from just south of Gothenburg the coast
starts to break up. At first there are small inlets, then larger ones, before
islands and full blown fjords. Passing over a rise, we sighted a beautiful
little inlet. Gentle green slopes dropping into the sea, backed by forest and
speckled in one or two places by picture perfect Swedish summer houses.
Following a track, we cycled beyond the porch of one the dwellings, nodding to
an old man was sat on his porch, peering out at his view with an expression of
contentment. I intrinsically felt we were invading his own personal paradise,
but fortunately he smiled at us and had no issue with us dumping our bikes as
we scrambled out onto a set of large boulders which protruded out into the
water.
While we
chilled and sipped weak beer in the just about warm sun, I had a growing urge
to dive into the calm, dark waters. Dave did not want to get his beard wet, but
Uwe was game, and we soon were stripped down to our boxers and throwing
ourselves into the bay. I won’t lie. It was cold, but in a strikingly
refreshing way. The chill searing into the muscles, penetrating the ache from
the 3 days on the saddle. We scrambled back on to the rocks and, lying back,
slowly drying in the Scandinavian sun, I was about as content as can be.
Gothenburg
We eventually
put our clothes back on and pedalled the coastal path towards our final
destination. It was the most attractive part of our ride, leaving me with a
desire to one day come back to this spot and follow this rugged bit of coast
all the way to Norway and beyond. Unfortunately that was not be on this trip,
and our path finally took us inland, out the countryside and into the outskirts
of Gothenburg. The other side of some big roads, parks and the ‘burbs we had
made it to the city centre and what I had assumed was the end of our road.
We found a
bar spilling out onto an old ex-industrial cobbled street, parked the bikes,
put our feet up and celebrated with a few ice cold beers still Lycra clad.
Basking our tired legs in the afternoon sun, setting off in a cold, wet,
miserable Copenhagen felt half an age ago, rather than the factual 3 days.
On
surprisingly good form, we found the energy to do a loop of the inner city on
our bikes, cursing the effects of the cobbles on our posteriors. First
impressions were of a surprisingly unpolished port city with a nice vibe. Yes,
there were grand buildings and lovely bridges over the water, but these were
broken up by the remnants of industry. A working city rather than a showy
capital.
Finally
stripping off the by this time rather smelly cycle gear, we settled into our
hostel with our purchases from Systembolaget, before heading out for a night on
the town. We had a good time, the height of which entailed a rather crazy heavy
metal bar dominated by massive men undertaking a special type of head banging
that involved a dance floor clearing move of enthused, constant, circular
hair-swishing (and these men had a lot of hair!). Our first glimpse of Vikings…
We made it to
3 am and the queue for some posh club before age got the better of us and we
headed home discussing how, yet again, we had failed to encounter gregarious
Swedes on a night out. Given alcohol prices it is not surprising that the bar
scene is a bit under-cooked (strangely the clientele seemed to be predominantly
18 or 50, with little in between), but this seemed more down to a culture of
keeping to one’s group.
DAY 4
"Jurt-a-boy, Jurt-a-boy!"
Any, mild
lingering disappointment at the night before was blown away on a perfect
Swedish Sunday. Coffee, sauna, coffee, meatballs, coffee, chill in a beautiful
park with a coffee and then… football. Seeing an increasingly large number of
people walk by with blue and white striped shirts, we followed the crowd and
ended up in a stadium to see the mighty Gothenburg. After witnessing the calm
and refined every day nature of the modern Swede over the last few days, it was
great to find ourselves in the middle of a home stand in full on Viking mode.
As guttural chants and roars of noise poured out from the throngs of large men,
I could sense why Anglo-Saxons often ran away when faced by such intimidating
and seemingly barbaric invaders.
Gothenburg
won and, needless to say, we had a great time. Relieved to see our bikes has
not been nicked while we watched the game, we made it back to the hostel, put
the racks and packs back on and headed off to the airport via what proved to be
one last adventure.
Lost at the last
Even though
it was a good 30km, we expected little of our ride to the airport. No doubt, as
usual, a slow ride out of the centre, before speeding up on an easy,
well-marked cycle path to our plane. That was the norm, but knowing things can
go array, we gave ourselves a couple of hours to make the journey. Boy did we
end up needing every minute.
The first
part went as expected. Slow exit from the centre, before speeding up as we hit
the outskirts. Our map then took us sharp south into a wooded area. Initially
it was a pleasant surprise. We followed a hilly path through a thick forest,
breaking open to lake below.
We had found the quintessential Swedish view. Lake
and forest, forest and lake. Heading round the water, the path soon
deteriorated. First to bumpy gravel, then, after we had made a gut choice on an
unmarked fork, root strewn dirt. Dave was understandably worried that his road
bike was out of its depth. Our progress was slow and time was running out. Our
built in puncture time had expired in the most likely place to puncture.
We were
forced to make another gut path choice and, somewhere in a middle of a forest
with no signs, were starting to worry. Fortunately, we came across a helpful
Swede… Unfortunately, said Swede pointed out that we were heading in the wrong
direction…
Time was
really running short. We went back on ourselves and pushed on as fast as we
dared, following the directions of the Swede. Then, when the directions had run
out, another fork. We were fully aware that the wrong choice could mean no
plane home. Taking out the trusty compass, we made a punt and pedalled on.
To our
enormous relief, the path hit a road, which wound down fast, out of the forest
and to an airport sign. A few more km and a sharp hill to the terminal later,
we pulled up at the terminal just in time. An unexpected last minute adventure
that fortuitously failed to be a misadventure. Close call.
Another year,
another trip, another 350 plus km. Next year back to Sweden!
